Hope you had a good--scratch that--a FANTABULOUS birthday!
& just in case you didn't... what'm I talking about? OF COURSE YOU DID. Glowsticks + gummy worms + "YOU KNOW IT'S ALL ABOUT ME" blasting in the background = automatic PARTAAAAAAAAAAY. (Pst, I really hope the gummy worms don't make you sweat that much... Hehe, 'least I didn't give you mangoes! <3)
Don't hate me 'cause I got it goin' on
[Go on; you have the privelege of being esp. conceited today. YOU GOTS IT GOIN' ON. (;]
It's just me, I'm hot never cold
[ICE ICE BABY.]
I can rock it anyway that I choose
I'm so good (Oh yeah)
I make up all the rules
I can't help it if I set all the trends
[Cardigan + v-neck + tank top + skinny jeans + Vans = ALL STARTED WITH THIS GIRL.]
Everybody wants to be my best friend
[Frreals, don't try to deny it!]
It's infectious, come on don't you be jealous
[I'm so jelly right now it's not even funny. xD]
Just join in this love fest
[I-I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG, BABY.]
You know that...
It's all about me
It's all about me (Oh yeah)
Me, myself and I
It's all about me
It's all about me [You know it's all about me]
It's all about me, me, me me me
Everybody knows i'm fly [You know it's all about me]
[YOU OH-SO FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.]
it's all about me
Muh-muh-muh MySpace, I have 10 million friends
[That should change to "Fuh-fuh-fuh Facebook" now. xD]Tuh-tuh-tuh text me, BFF 'til the end!
[Can't. Limited texting plan.]
Puh-puh-puh page me on your cell and press send
[Does anybody even have a pager now?!]
Diva what? Diva who? Diva where?
That's me!
Duh-duh-duh download all my crazy new hooks
[JAY PARK. x_O"]
Uh-uh-uh upload all my video looks
So buy my ringtone, fashion line and cook books
[Ringtone = some Korean song. Fashion line = Korean inspired. Cookbooks? OMG, MAGGOTS IN THE SUGAR! but the Caramel Macchiato cookies were yummy...<3]
Diva what? Diva who? Diva where?
(Don't play her) I'm so beautiful
["You're beautiful; you're beautiful; you're beautiful, it's true."]
(Not her fault) I'm platinum and gold
(She's the queen) And my reign is supreme
[ALL HAIL JULINAAA!]
So follow the leader, you're all on my team
I can't help it if I set all the trends
Everybody wants to be my best friend
It's contagious and it's so outragious
Grandparents, grown-ups and kids of all ages
You know Madonna ain't got nothin' on me
[Beautiful girls, all over the world, I could be chasin', but my time would be wastin' 'cause they got nothin' on youuuuuuuu, baby.]
Buh-buh Beyonce ain't got nothin' on me
Cuh-cuh Christina ain't got nothin' on me
[I love you more than I love Christina Aguilera's voice. & THAT's saying somethin'.]
Diva what? Diva who? Diva where? That's me!
You know Mariah ain't got nothin' on me
[ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUUUUUUU...]
Fuh-fuh-fuh Fergie ain't got nothin' on me
Guh Gwen Stefani ain't got nothin' on me
[YOUR MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD.]
Diva what? Diva who? Diva where? That's me!
You know it's all about me, I'm a specialty
You know it's all about me, I'm an anomaly
[HEHE, you're an "enemily"... (;]
You know it's all about me, who else could it be
Upload, download, text me, page me, MySpace, YouTube don't erase me
[Haha! Youtube username: likewtfck. Yes, I remember this stuff.]
Fergie, J-Lo, Gwen Stefani
You know they got nothin' on me
Indoor, outdoor, I'm so clever
[Not sure if "clever" is the proper word to describe you... but okay. <3]
That's why I will rule forever
[FOREVER&ALWAYS]
ME!
P.S. Fair warning: Incredibly sorry if it breaks... tmrw. My first time making it... SO much harder than I thought it'd be. Because I didn't wanna buy the special pliers... so I used scissors the entre time. Hehe, I STILL HAVE ALL TEN FINGERS! I'T'S A MIRACLE.
& I just realized the latch on the box isn't closed that tight, which means it's still openable, which means the seeds might escape. xD Emily fail.
