Kids say the darndest things

@ Viet school today...
while teaching them manners and whatnot...

Us: "So, you just came home from school. What do you say to your grandparents?"

One kid: "Uh, my grandparents are dead."

ROFLROFLROFL.
Oh, I tried so hard not to laugh.

Driving training + Family secret

Let's day blog, shall we?

Woke up really early, like 8:35? (Yes, guys. A.M., tyvm.) (& yes, I know I'm spoiled and lazy and whatnot.) But then decided, neh, Na's not gonna come til like... LATERRRRRR cause he said 12. So kept sleeping... and sleeping... and sleeping... til like 10:30? Okay, the dude lied. He came around 1ish. Then he ate while I captioned the photos in the album.

Uh, joy ride time! Haha, Na was pretty much bored the entire time, I think. Poor guy, sorry! I'm not very consistent so it was like fastslowfastslowTOOFAST...whyareyougoingsoslow? Ahahaha, and then "OOOH, TOO WIDE OF A TURN. 1 POINT." ROFLROFL. I think I failed his "test." Eh, at least he didn't shriek/frown like my parents do, being the awkward silent guy he is. Whatever, they're all critical trainers. THANKS FOR TRAINING ME TODAY, NA. Even if I found out it was illegal afterwards. & you knew. & you didn't say anything. THANKS AGAIN.

Drove momma grocery shopping. Mm, this one little girl (she was cute; Asian bangs and everything) walked up to me when I was waiting for my ma to pick out her vegetables, and the girl just stood next to me for a minute, looking up and down. Like, literally, her head had to EXTEND to see me and I just hello-are-ya-done-staring smiled at her. Oh, tall people are really fascinating, eh?

For the rest of the afternoon: more grocery shopping + ironing clothes (I. HATE. WRINKLES. SO. MUCH. NOT. EVEN. FUNNY.) + jamming to the radio + helping Mi prepare for tmrw.

NOW, I'm blogging. For you, Jessica Hartono! ARE YA HAPPY?!
Just kidding.
I am really sleepy.
& I think I forgot details.
But that leads me to my next post?
THAT I FEAR OF BEING DIAGNOSED WITH ALZHEIMER'S.
But I'll save that for some other time since Jessica wants to read this already.
SIGH, the things I do for that girl.

P.S. I EVEN FORGOT TO MENTION THE FAMILY SECRET.
My momma told me today! Okay, the end. (:

*Oh, my uncle and his poses.
**That was the Washington Memorial, btw. We "TOUCHED" it.
***Yes, the wind does give us the "WE'RE TOTALLY NOT INSANE" effect.
****One of the only pictures where Kait actually looks girly, 'cause I told her she looked like she wasn't wearing pants.
*****I LOVE YOUR HAIR, LYDIA!

Man, I miss my cuzs. & the east coast. ):

Thoughts

So, I think I'm supposed to be hurt.
But I'm really not.
Which means it doesn't really matter to me?

Ah, deductive reasoning.

 Partner-in-Crime 1:03 am

    WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!

 Emily Huynh 1:03 am
    i'll blog about it
    okay
    OPTION 1
    blog about it and you can read about it 1 hr later
    because i take a long time to blog
    OPTION 2
    tell you
    and end up not blogging
    because i hate repeating myself
    xD

 Partner-in-Crime 1:04 am
    xD
    I PICK OPTION 2

 Emily Huynh 1:04 am
    aight.
    SO

 Partner-in-Crime 1:04 am
    xD

 Emily Huynh 1:04 am
    my father came home

 Partner-in-Crime 1:04 am
    i knew it
    xD

 Emily Huynh 1:05 am
    ROFLROFLROFL
    I TOLD BUTTHEAD
    THIS IS UNFAIR
    xD
    anywho

 Partner-in-Crime 1:05 am
    he told you you can go didnt he?

 Emily Huynh 1:05 am
    before that, he was at "party" and i called him and i was like, "EY YOU. I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. IN PERSON."
    so he came home
    and we sat down

 Emily Huynh 1:06 am
    and I HONESTLY DIDN'T THINK IT'D TAKE THAT LONG

 Partner-in-Crime 1:06 am
    it took about an hour
    that's how long you were gone
    xD

 Emily Huynh 1:06 am
    right.
    well my dad had beer
    so it took longer than expected
    plus, he likes to repeat himself

 Partner-in-Crime 1:06 am
    LOL
    lol

 Emily Huynh 1:06 am
    and he likes me to repeat myself
    x_O"
    SO
    anywhooooo,
    we talked about our "feelings"

 Partner-in-Crime 1:07 am
    LOL

 Emily Huynh 1:07 am
    and y'know those sappy moments you see on tv that never really happen?
    WELL, IT HAPPENED.

 Partner-in-Crime 1:07 am
    LOL LOL

 Emily Huynh 1:07 am
    i know, right?

 Partner-in-Crime 1:07 am
    syou have no idea how cracked up i am

 Emily Huynh 1:07 am
    at times, i was like, "is this really happening? or am i being filmed?!"
    and then i just cracked up
    EXACTLY
    WHILE I WAS IN IT
    x_O"

 Partner-in-Crime 1:08 am
    LOL

 Emily Huynh 1:08 am
    which is not according to the script.
    anyways,
    i basically repeated the entire beach thing like, for the third/fourth time
    uhh... yeah
    basically it.
    oh, i ate captn crunch the entire time

 Partner-in-Crime 1:09 am
    wow

 Emily Huynh 1:09 am
    sorry; did it ruin the moment?
    xD

 Partner-in-Crime 1:09 am
    hmmm... i should've picked option 1
    well actually i dont want to shower yet

 Emily Huynh 1:09 am
    omg.
    IT'S LATE.

 Emily Huynh 1:10 am
    GDRNTT.
    you needa sleep
    xD
    

 Partner-in-Crime 1:10 am
    i will later

 Emily Huynh 1:10 am
    this is why you have very thin hair
    xP

 Partner-in-Crime 1:10 am
    not even

 Emily Huynh 1:10 am
    wow, i actually sticked my tongue out for you
    x_O"
    SIGH

 Partner-in-Crime 1:10 am
    dude im like laughing at you

 Emily Huynh 1:10 am
    i need sleep.

 Partner-in-Crime 1:10 am
    STILL laughing at you

 Emily Huynh 1:10 am
    BUT I'M NOT THERE.

 Partner-in-Crime 1:10 am
    well i still am

 Emily Huynh 1:11 am
    yeah
    well moment's gone
    asdfjk; i have a feeling imma forget this one day
    i should copy / paste this convo.
    okay, it all worked out! BLOG.

 Partner-in-Crime 1:12 am
    i think your dad is funnier when he had a drink xD

 Emily Huynh 1:13 am
    HEY
    HE ASKED THAT ACTUALLY
    he just came in and was like, "i bet you your friends don't have funny dads like me, eh?"
    and i was like, "IGNOREEEEEEEE..."

 Partner-in-Crime 1:14 am
    lol
    HAHAHAHAHA

So I had this heartfelt conversation moviemoment with my father just now.
& I'm thankful for him. Wouldn't ever dare replace him.

Lesson learned: SAFE > FUN.

I love you too, Pa.
But next time, just say no. It'd be a lot faster.

"Yes, you need my permission to say no."
ROFL, riiiiiiiiight.

*BTW, I totally had the upperhand.



Whoa, I just sneezed.
& the whole house echoed it.
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Roti Bun day.

If you want details, go stalk Ms. Julina Ly's tumblr.

But as for me, I'd just like to say (before I forget... PLEASE DON'T HAVE ALZHEIMER'S, EMILY!) that I'm thankful for the two of them--my poopy party picnic planners(?).

& if I'd ever have a heart attack (not a real one, guys), it'd be because we'd mess up on something and failedly tried to fix it.

& if I ever stopped breathing (hopefully not really), it'd be because I'd laugh too hard when I'm with these two. (& 'cause Jaslyn got high off something and started singing "HEADSHOULDERKNEESANDTOES, KNEESANDTOES" then accidentally knocked down Sierra when she was dancing)

& if my lungs are full of smoke (not the cigarette kind), it'd be because we almost set a house on fire. But don't worry! We didn't... yet.



Oh, and I realized something; I DON'T REALLY LIKE YOU, CALSKATE. Why did it take me a pain-in-the-arse (LITERALLY) fall, some kid grabbing my butt (hopefully to steady himself because he also grabbed Taylor; I think I'm just too tall), and a lost key for me to realize this?! Don't answer that, Jessica.

Jessica's uncle: "Oh, looks like you guys are having fun. You must be doing something dangerous..."
AHAHHAHA, did I mention we did all this at his house? xD

End result? Yummy sweet buns. But no roti.
Sorry, that'd be my fault... but eh.

Really, I don't know why y'all still with me after all these years; and we still have fun like ever before. Maybe it's just me? Idk; just really happy after spending the day with these two. <3

Okay, now I feel cheesy. Like nacho-cheesy. Let's post this before I change my mind again. You have no idea how many unposted blogs I have.

1st post after getting internet

and it's not gonna be about my East Coast trip, or how I survived without internet (I'm kidding; it's not that bad), or how fun and exciting the Harry Potter premiere was.

It's gonna be a mope/rant about HOW USA LOST TO JAPAN IN THE 2011 FIFA WOMEN'S WORLD CUP.

Well, actually, let's just make this a whole day blog. A normal one for once? xD Ready?

   Woke up to Viet School and turns out I'm wanted to TA another class. However, that class didn't need me 'cause it already had this one girl who [I'm going to be very judgemental now, so stop reading now if you can't bear to read my mean thoughts] one the first day back, I met; she wore a cute little tea party dress and was all acessorized like she was a Pretty Little Liar but not. AHAHAHA, oh was she in for a verbal butt whooping when Co Dieu Huong came in and lectured us about the dress code, Ms. Strapless-and-Short-Dress-in-Heels. Uh, hon? Ya came to teach kids Viet, not go on a date. JUST SAYIN. Oh, and today, she wore leggings. With a really short shirt. And I wanted to just say, "PUT ON SOME PANTS!" sososo bad, but don't worry, I was nice.
   So, I was pretty exhausted already, seeing I ran around the school, trying to find Co Tham's class, only to find out that she wanted me to TA for another class. FAIL. x_O" Came in, saw the teacher, AND THE TA [They told me there were no TAs...] and she was just sitting there... doing Kumon. x_O" SO I was just kinda thinkin to myself, "The heo am I doin here?! I WANT MY BABIES." So just sat. And sat. Til the other teacher came in [there's two teaching that class, dk why] and she's like, "OKAY, you look like you're doing nothing. Why don't you help your 'friends' find the oceans and rivers and streams of Viet Nam?"
   HEHE, what?! LADY, YOU COME IN LATE FOR YOUR CLASS. You a teacher; be on time?! And once you get inside the classroom, have some respect. [She came in and automatically interrupted the other teacher's lesson and started jibberjabbering like, "LIKE, OMG. THAT ONE TEACHER, HE TRIED TO DO THAT TO ME! TO ME! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH... oh hi class... BLAHBLAHBLAH."
   Okay, all respect TOTALLY lost for you ma'am. No offense. & btw, I'M A NEW TA. You just don't tell your old TA to simply take attendance. AND YOUR NEW TA to teach the students bodies of water! I just sat there going, "The heo. The heo. The heo," flipping through the book.
   Don't worry; there's a happy ending. They finally realized that they didn't need me and Co Tham came back over to tell me I could go back to my old class. So basically, I came in there, rolled my eyes, fell asleep, and was told to return to my old class next week. WASTE OF THREE HOURS, TYVM.

After school, we grabbed gamefood [nachos & cheesy fiesta potatoes @ Taco Bell] and headed to watch the game. LO AND BEHOLD, Ms. Tracy Do came in FULL OUT USA COLORS. Let's see, navy shoes. Rock&Republic jeans. I <3 USA TSHIRT. Red&white jacket? Stickers everywhere. USA flag bandana. Red cap. I SHOULDA TAKEN A PICTURE. Fudge. She was nuts, man. I thought she'd painted her face, but eh, too much. She went to the temple earlier too. ROFL, hilarious.

As for the game, it was intense. USA was full out OFFENSE. & Japan was just trying to not lose too horribly. EVERYBODY was sure USA was gonna win. [BTW, Trace, I think my right ear is more deaf than usual now; just a heads up!] ALEX MORGAN--- crazy legs, man! ABBY WOMBACH---MVP! PINO---CRAZY ENERGY, MAN. I somewhat understand your girl crushes now. SO INTENSE. Okay, I have to admit, Japan was good defense, but seriously, all their goals were just fated. USA shoulda won, but whatever. The game was theirs. But the points just weren't. Oh well, congrats, Japan--1st win ever? Don't get too used to it. (;

The rest of the day we just moped, then chilled.
Mm, I'm not as fanatical as Trace, but definitely: USA all the way.