and it's not gonna be about my East Coast trip, or how I survived without internet (I'm kidding; it's not that bad), or how fun and exciting the Harry Potter premiere was.
It's gonna be a mope/rant about HOW USA LOST TO JAPAN IN THE 2011 FIFA WOMEN'S WORLD CUP.
Well, actually, let's just make this a whole day blog. A normal one for once? xD Ready?
Woke up to Viet School and turns out I'm wanted to TA another class. However, that class didn't need me 'cause it already had this one girl who [I'm going to be very judgemental now, so stop reading now if you can't bear to read my mean thoughts] one the first day back, I met; she wore a cute little tea party dress and was all acessorized like she was a Pretty Little Liar but not. AHAHAHA, oh was she in for a verbal butt whooping when Co Dieu Huong came in and lectured us about the dress code, Ms. Strapless-and-Short-Dress-in-Heels. Uh, hon? Ya came to teach kids Viet, not go on a date. JUST SAYIN. Oh, and today, she wore leggings. With a really short shirt. And I wanted to just say, "PUT ON SOME PANTS!" sososo bad, but don't worry, I was nice.
So, I was pretty exhausted already, seeing I ran around the school, trying to find Co Tham's class, only to find out that she wanted me to TA for another class. FAIL. x_O" Came in, saw the teacher, AND THE TA [They told me there were no TAs...] and she was just sitting there... doing Kumon. x_O" SO I was just kinda thinkin to myself, "The heo am I doin here?! I WANT MY BABIES." So just sat. And sat. Til the other teacher came in [there's two teaching that class, dk why] and she's like, "OKAY, you look like you're doing nothing. Why don't you help your 'friends' find the oceans and rivers and streams of Viet Nam?"
HEHE, what?! LADY, YOU COME IN LATE FOR YOUR CLASS. You a teacher; be on time?! And once you get inside the classroom, have some respect. [She came in and automatically interrupted the other teacher's lesson and started jibberjabbering like, "LIKE, OMG. THAT ONE TEACHER, HE TRIED TO DO THAT TO ME! TO ME! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH... oh hi class... BLAHBLAHBLAH."
Okay, all respect TOTALLY lost for you ma'am. No offense. & btw, I'M A NEW TA. You just don't tell your old TA to simply take attendance. AND YOUR NEW TA to teach the students bodies of water! I just sat there going, "The heo. The heo. The heo," flipping through the book.
Don't worry; there's a happy ending. They finally realized that they didn't need me and Co Tham came back over to tell me I could go back to my old class. So basically, I came in there, rolled my eyes, fell asleep, and was told to return to my old class next week. WASTE OF THREE HOURS, TYVM.
After school, we grabbed gamefood [nachos & cheesy fiesta potatoes @ Taco Bell] and headed to watch the game. LO AND BEHOLD, Ms. Tracy Do came in FULL OUT USA COLORS. Let's see, navy shoes. Rock&Republic jeans. I <3 USA TSHIRT. Red&white jacket? Stickers everywhere. USA flag bandana. Red cap. I SHOULDA TAKEN A PICTURE. Fudge. She was nuts, man. I thought she'd painted her face, but eh, too much. She went to the temple earlier too. ROFL, hilarious.
As for the game, it was intense. USA was full out OFFENSE. & Japan was just trying to not lose too horribly. EVERYBODY was sure USA was gonna win. [BTW, Trace, I think my right ear is more deaf than usual now; just a heads up!] ALEX MORGAN--- crazy legs, man! ABBY WOMBACH---MVP! PINO---CRAZY ENERGY, MAN. I somewhat understand your girl crushes now. SO INTENSE. Okay, I have to admit, Japan was good defense, but seriously, all their goals were just fated. USA shoulda won, but whatever. The game was theirs. But the points just weren't. Oh well, congrats, Japan--1st win ever? Don't get too used to it. (;
The rest of the day we just moped, then chilled.
Mm, I'm not as fanatical as Trace, but definitely: USA all the way.
