Guess Phrase with Jessica

• WHAT'S A HIPPO WITH A HORN?!

I have no clue how Butthead got Agnes. FAIL BUTTHEAD LOGIC.

• Okay, so what do guys do on boats?
  They ride shirtless...
  NO, what do they do with POLES!
  Pole dancing...?

SERIOUSLY, who would've thought of "fishing" ?!

• ROTTEN TOMATOES!SQUIRT!

I don't even...

Me & Momma all dressed up to go walking/running.
No pockets, but cell phone necessary. What to do, what to do?
My momma's solution: Stick her phone down my pants.

Thank you, Mother.

YOLO

Last day of high school,
"Let's go out with a bang," right?

That totally translates to GORGE OURSELVES WITH FRESHLY BAKED CREAMPUFFS.
Sigh, OH JESSICA, those ten pounds--I CAN FEEL IT NOW.

Omnomnomnom...

My mother thought rubbing menthol oil under my feet would make me stop coughing.
I don't know where she heard that from, but boy was she wrong.

Sorry for that accidental kick... I DIDN'T MEAN IT. IT WAS A TICKLISH REFLEX! I SWEAR!

It's funny.
I would think that after so much------, I'd stop.
I'd run out or something.

Guess I was wrong.
Again.

Rewind...

Leggo back, yeah?