Breast Augmentation

So on my way home from SoCal, I saw this billboard that read, "BREAST AUGMENTATION. CALL 1-800-###-####!" with a woman standing next to the text looking sadly down at her flattened chest.

& then I figured, WAIT, why don't they just put, "CALL THIS NUMBER IF YOU WANT A BOOB JOB!"?

& THEN I remembered that we learned this word in Landshof (okay, not learned, more like, had to define it) that makes words sound less harsh?

i.e. You're not short; you're FUN-SIZED.

But I forgot the word.
But I do know who'd remember it, Fiona Cheung...
OH, FIONAAA!!!

& yes, I would roll my eyes at you if you remember, which I'm pretty sure you do.
& if you don't remember, you're probably pulling out your old English notebook right now to look for it.
& if you found it, you're probably exclaiming to the screen with your finger pointed at the word in the notebook.
& if not, you're probably googling it or something.

Correct me if I'm wrong, Fiona, but right now, you're probably stopping and thinking why I can read your mind, huh?

Yes, all this from a BOOBJOB billboard sign. Of course, I would think of you. <3

My NHS Letter of Intent

To Whom It May Concern:

I am writing this letter in regards to my application for the National Honor Society Club. Although I have a feeling that you are somewhat obligated to regard me as an applicant anyway, I thank you for considering my submission and taking the time to read this letter of intent. [CUT.]

Unlike what we are driven to believe, I do not feel that leadership is defined by the actual class titled Leadership. Please do not misunderstand; I am not doubtful that leaders are present in the poster-making class but I am saying that the class does not deem those in it leaders. [CUT.]

[CUT.] Regarding the California Scholarship Federation, I admit that I originally joined because everybody told me that I would get a scholarship if I did. (As an only child coming into high school, I was pretty clueless.) Just recently, I have learned that only officers receive scholarships and that practically none of the other devoted members receive one. Although I believe this institution is unfair, I continue taking part in the club because I still wish to participate in the various enjoyable activities it has to offer, even though the majority of these activities are not what I would deem community service, but rather student services, but I shall not go into great length about it.  So, instead, I have taken this into account as a life lesson: Never be so gullible as to believe others without first researching yourself. Regarding Key Club, I joined because the unspoken rule was that one either joins Interact or Key Club and freshman year, I joined Interact Club, which I am saddened to say, was truly unproductive. In retrospect, I have to thank Interact for its lack of activities, or else I would have not joined Key, where I have participated in countless community service activities outside of school. [CUT.] Regarding the Red Cross Club, I joined because one of my best friends, Michelle Chan, the President, had urged me to do so and so I did. I found it not to be a complete waste of time but rather worthwhile. [CUT.]

[CUT.]  Like Mulan, one of my idols for life, my family is my top priority and I would do anything to uphold their honor. [CUT.]

Once an incoming freshman full of optimism for the future, I believed this club to be the most prestigious of all clubs—the one that I must and will join when provided the opportunity. Three years of high school have passed and my beliefs have slightly changed. From what I have seen and heard, NHS does not do any more than the next club and yet, it is crowned by the school as if those selectively accepted in NHS run this school. Others claim that only those “popular enough” are admitted to this club. As much as I would like to prove this notion wrong, to me, admission to the club is no longer the prize but rather making a difference in the club, in the society, and if given the opportunity, in the world.

[CUT.]

So guys, wonder why I wasn't accepted...
because I really lacked leadership skills?
or because I called them a bunch of snooty arses?

I prefer the latter
but the world will never know... DUNDUNDUN.

P.S. The [CUT.]s are the parts I cut out. No way am I letting y'all read through that stuff.

P.P.S. Rereading my last sentence, I guess I don't need NHS after all. I already have the ability to make a difference on my own. HAH, at least I like to think so. (:

So my parents are watching X-Men 2 right now
and I have to do homework.

& I'm trying really hard to concentrate,
but I can't. ):

X-MEN <3

Got a problem? SOLVE IT.

Na's new life motto?

I'll post the entire video soon, but Windows Live Movie Maker is ASDFJKL;-ing me in the meantime, so have a little patience! SOMEBODY FIX ERROR 0X80070057!!! ):

Please?

Editing w/ Trace

After approximately 4 hours on the video...

Me: Hey, Trace? Does this clip go in this section or the other one?
*no reply*
Me: Trace...?
*still no reply*
Me: TRACY, DID YOU JUST FALL ASLEEP ON ME?!
Trace: Huh? What? No...?

OMG, THIS GIRL.

WINDOWS LIVE MOVIE MAKER; YOU'RE MAKING ME ANGRY.
YOU INEFFICIENT PROGRAM, YOU.

IN THE WORDS OF BUTTHEAD, "RAGEQUITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!"

Dear Fiona Cheung,

thanks for sticking by me,
even when others wanted you, seduced you, begged you to go with 'em.

But you didn't.
& acts like that should be rewarded.
I hope you encounter good karma. (:

(But honestly, I would've been fine; I'm a big girl now.
Oh, stubborn motherly you. Whatever; BK, have it your way.)

Nevertheless, thank you for watching over me.
I'll try my best to do the same for you forever&always.

P.S. Did you cry a little just now? So emotional, right?! (;
P.P.S. Don't even think about reposting this on your tumblr. <3
P.P.P.S. I LOVE YOU, FIONA!!! (even if you hadn't been so nice, you know that, right?)

My mom's hypothetical tattoo

Me: If you had to pierce your belly button or get a tattoo, which would you do?
Mom: Tattoo.
Me: What would the tattoo be of?
Mom: ON MY BUTT.
Me: x_O" I SAID WHAT, NOT WHERE!
Mom: Oh... A SNAKE!

Conclusion: My mother would get a snake tattooed on her butt.

Nice to know.

MOVES LIKE JAGGER

Linda showed me this a while ago,
but it wasn't til recently that I've fallen in love with this song.

<3 ADAM LEVINE & CHRISTINA AGUILERA.

Lovin' the whistlin'.

Jessica OVERLOAD

<3

Wednesday: SF with Jessica&Julina! Read more at Julina's blog. So fun though = grabbing + laughing + OW-ing + scaring + INTHEDARK.

Thursday: Roti Bun Day #2. Not as good but still fun. Did you guys realize it took us 6 hours to make those buns. x_O" FAIL.

Friday: PGA w/ Jessica, Joanna, Michelle, Nguyen, Brian. Eh... then found out that T&K were sleeping over = YIPPEEEE!!! Then Jessica ended up coming to dinner @ Famous Dave's with us, then just simply ended up at my house. Either my parents were too lazy to drive her back home or it was too inconvenient to have her parents pick her up or both... well, she ended up sleeping over. Wow, spontaneous, much? xD More awkwardness with that girl (whatever--we're past the marriage stage) & we literally all KO-ed after Life.

Saturday: Woke up at 1ish? But T&K left earlier to the beach. Poo. Dressed her up @ TJMaxx = KEKEKEKKEK, <3! But she didn't let me take pictures. ): I GOT A POCAHONTAS SHIRT THOUGH! WE MISSED YOU, JULINA. Really, we did.

Sunday: --

Wow, if we did something together on Monday, do you realize that we'd have seen each other for a week straight? x_O" Oh dear.

Um, hi.
WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE CREEPS TRYING TO AIM ME?!

Linda, it happened again.

P.S. Surprised that "aspfalconsoccer" knows how to use the word FETISH. SAT VOCAB! xD

Webcamming with Fiona at 2AM

That's right, folks. She is kissing herself.

DUMBLEDORE'S ALIVE?!

Oh, the things I do with you <3

My father wanted to call Jessica's parents

most likely because he wants to prove that he's a good parent? Or he's trying something new?

Anyways, SO, of course, he made my mom do it. ROFL.
& she complied(?), reluctantly.

& the conversation went well

Mom: "So, you're sure there's room for Emily, right?"
Me: "NOOOO, she invited me but doesn't have room for me."

...'til it ended.

"BYE LISA!"
"BYE ELENA!"

Me: "x_O" What the...? IT'S LENNY!!!"
Mom: "Oops... BUT SHE CALLED ME LISA SO HAH!
            Who's driving you again?"

Nice, Mom. You called for the whole purpose of my safety and did not find out who's driving the car.
I applaud you. <3

& my dad? Yeah, he was facepalming the entire drive. <3

Dear Puget Sound

So Puget Sound is a liberal arts college in Tacoma, Washington and they sent me this booklet (like they do to all others) and I was really interested in the way they presented themselves (not the typical brochure, pamphlet, etc.)

and then I found a spelling error.

So I called their media relations department just a minute ago to tell them that they spelled "exhange" wrong and the woman was very polite about it. (She was probably thinking, "This chick is seriously kidding me, right?" but didn't say anything so I respect that; she just giggled a bit.) I think she had a British accent too? (Even cooler.)

We had a very nice conversation.

& Yes, I am very anal about these things.

What kind of person
goes to a formal family house party

and steals a night light?!



I JUST DON'T GET IT.

Emily > Kevin

Fiona Cheung 1:27 am
    OKAYSORRYKEVIN IM NOT SLEEPING AT 130
    EMILY > KEVIN

OH YES, SO LOVED <3