Me: Okay. *says "Goodbye" to everybody and begins to shut down computer* Get into bed first.
Kait: No, I'm going to wait for you.
Me: What are you talking about, K? Didn't you say you were sleepy? I'm shutting off the computer right now, so we can go to sleep.
Kait: No, you're gonna pretend to sleep, wake up, and do more work.
Me: Why would I do that?! I LIKE SLEEP.
Let's keep swimming... for K.Kait: I don't know... Because Mommy always does that.