Oh, Dan.

While talking about popular Vietnamese dishes,

Everybody: COM TAM BI CHA THIT NUONG!
Me: OMG, I LOVE THAT STUFF.

Dan: I just love the way it feels in my mouth.

*awkward silence*
Me: xD ROFLROFLROFL
Dan: That sounded wrong, didn't it?
Me: *nods*
Dan: *walks away*