Blue Eyes, [Yellow] Dragon

In elementary school, everybody used to have these complicated "cool" emails, like:

• bubblesarecool123@whatever.com

or something like that. When I made my first ever email (Yahoo!), I planned mines all out. I wanted it to be:

trubluazndragon@yahoo.com

Can you believe that?! Illiteracy was so "cool" back then, I didn't know what I was getting myself into! Luckily, my internet crashed several times and one of the adults finally helped make one for me. Without asking what I wanted my username to be. So now, it's [insertemailaddresshere], instead of what's above. Seriously, what up with the "tru blu azn dragon" anyway? Blue was never my favorite color. I wasn't that proud of my ethnicity. & I didn't like dragons that much. What up, Lil' Emily!? Phew. Thanks, Destiny. It just wasn't meant to be.