Friday, August 10, 2012

Altera's End-of-Summer Company Picnic


  • EYES OPEN WIDE AT THE FOOD. Even before checking in, I get a stick of blue cotton candy. Then on the way to the check-in, I grab a taquito.
  • FOODFOODFOOD. Dear Tracy here got herself a veggie hot dog instead of a regular one and THEY LIED, IT'S NOT GOOD, at least this one wasn't. Don't know how she managed to eat it. Uh, Indian Samosa(?)... I don't think I'll ever be able to eat Indian food; I'm sorry. I tried.
  • Tattooed Tim, but too high, BOO. So tattooed myself and Tracy also. SO PATRIOTIC. USA ALL THE WAY.
  • Dyl & Na went to go get their faces painted but I was too busy nomming, so eh. Later.
  • SPIDERMAN CREW. We musta looked crazy intimidating, walking around, all six of us like that. xD
  • Bathtub racing. AHAHAH, Tiff got the fast one and girl went wild, knocking aside a cone. xD
  • Rock climbing. OMG, lucky me got put directly facing the sun. x_O" AND no socks = barefoot climbing on hothothot surface. AND at the very edge = removed rock pegs = no place to climb onto = invading other guy's place = SORRYSORRYSORRY. But eventually I made it to the top. (Thanks to Trace, mostly. I was so frustrated, falling down so many times and burning myself and I'm like, okay, if Tray can do this, so can I. DETERMINATION... which leads me to my current state of being = flimsy, limp arm muscles = shaking hands. Ugh, high maintenance.)
  • Bull riding. AHAAHAHHA, that kid in front of me told Na! "Spiderman could've held on longer if he wanted to! You're not Spiderman!" LOLOLOL. Then I go on and hang on for like, one second, and he says to me, "Good job! That was really good!" Me: The... fudge? "Thanks..."
  • Watching Tim, Dyl, and Tiff rock climb. Tim got tangled in Dyl's ropes = more LOLOLOL. But that's cause Dyl kept going towards the sides and invading other ppl's paths. xD
  • Obstacle course. Burned my heels while trying to stop myself from burning my skin. Nice going. x_O"
  • BLAHBLAHBLAHROAROAROARMOMENTBUTALLGONENOW.
P.S. I really liked the facepainting ladies. *points to Trace* "Ooh, she's hot." Me: x_O" *slowly nods, not knowing what else to do/say* "Ooh, you look hot. Spiderman's gonna want to meet you..."

Oh, the things you don't know...