Mommy: Life isn't fair. Don't think about fairness. Don't think about others. You only have one chance. Go for it. If you don't do all that you can, you're going to...
Me: Get hurt.
Mommy: Yep. So, just do it.
Me: ... So you want me to take advantage of my resources...
Mommy: Yes.
Me: We've had this exact conversation before. I remember reaching the same conclusion.
*Mommy gets up to leave the room*
Mommy: TAKE IT. *dramatic effect*
*Mommy leaves.*
Me: ROFLROFLROFL.
Dad: *shouting from across the hallway* YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT VERY GOOD ADVICE TO GIVE TO OUR DAUGHTER.
Mommy: Eh, I know my daughter. She probably won't follow my advice anyway.
xD