My mom's hypothetical tattoo

Me: If you had to pierce your belly button or get a tattoo, which would you do?
Mom: Tattoo.
Me: What would the tattoo be of?
Mom: ON MY BUTT.
Me: x_O" I SAID WHAT, NOT WHERE!
Mom: Oh... A SNAKE!

Conclusion: My mother would get a snake tattooed on her butt.

Nice to know.