So on my way home from SoCal, I saw this billboard that read, "BREAST AUGMENTATION. CALL 1-800-###-####!" with a woman standing next to the text looking sadly down at her flattened chest.
& then I figured, WAIT, why don't they just put, "CALL THIS NUMBER IF YOU WANT A BOOB JOB!"?
& THEN I remembered that we learned this word in Landshof (okay, not learned, more like, had to define it) that makes words sound less harsh?
i.e. You're not short; you're FUN-SIZED.
But I forgot the word.
But I do know who'd remember it, Fiona Cheung...
OH, FIONAAA!!!
& yes, I would roll my eyes at you if you remember, which I'm pretty sure you do.
& if you don't remember, you're probably pulling out your old English notebook right now to look for it.
& if you found it, you're probably exclaiming to the screen with your finger pointed at the word in the notebook.
& if not, you're probably googling it or something.
Correct me if I'm wrong, Fiona, but right now, you're probably stopping and thinking why I can read your mind, huh?
Yes, all this from a BOOBJOB billboard sign. Of course, I would think of you. <3