Okay, so I'm gonna try as hard as I can not to be mean.
Because, in truth, this girl is really sweet. And cute. And y'know... she's practically pinchable.
HOWEVER, (yes, here goes my rant):
I absolutely cannot work with you.
Everytime I ask you a question, you clearly have no idea whattheheo I'm talking about.
Everytime you ask me a question, I answer your question with MY OPINION.
Because, girl, we're in the same freaking class and I only know as much as you should. SO DON'T ASK ME, "ARE YOU SURE...?" BECAUSE, GIRL, I AIN'T SURE. I'm just telling you what I think. And most of the time, because I actually PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS, I usually am right. So don't doubt me when you have absolutely no clue as to what the answer is and I tell you a somewhat correct answer. Just accept it and move on. I already explained it to you MORE THAN ONCE, while you keep going, "What...?" SO please, let's just MOVE ON.
You don't have to spend freaking time daydreaming about the answer that'll never magically appear in your brain.
Or ask others around you (because they have work to do too; plus, asking them should be exactly like asking me BECAUSE YOU'RE ONLY ASKING FOR AN OPINION; YOU DON'T KNOW THAT THEY HAVE THE FREAKIN' PERFECTLY CORRECT ANSWER, GIRL, SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH ASKING ME? I AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!)
Or raise your hand to bash eyelashes at the teacher for the correct answer. It sickens me every single motherfudging time.
Ugh, you ditsy little inbecile.
[Hey, I said I'd try not to be mean; I never promised anything. At least I'm not saying this to her face.]
And the worst part? I'm kinda obligated to work with you. And I know you're gonna fail at this, but whatever. I practically did the entire thing by myself, THANKYOUVERYMUCH. So, screw you.
But btw, you really are sugarcoated. I wonder if you ever get sick of others copying your motherfudging homework, or sucking up to people. Remind me to ask you this is person, one day, but with euphemism, of course. You'd never be able to handle a rant like this. See how much I care for you? ;)
Oh, and one more thing, Blogspot? I'm usually a hypocrite; so if I ever do this to any of my friends, please awaken me with a slap in the face.
Sincerely, me.