She's vicious. She can bite your head off. She's the only person who freakin' kissed me on the cheek. & yet, we all know that we love her, 'cuz she's HER ROYAL MAJESTY, Miss Meater!
I guess we aren't the CLOSEST of all friends, 'cuz duh, she's @ Inde with all her besties and I'm @ Piedmont with all my homies, but somehow, I can always count on her to be there for me... she got my back, y'know?
What else? Don't mess with her, 'cuz if she isn't hardcore enough to kick your butt, I will be. & I don't know why, but she always can cheer me up when I'm down. Maybe 'cuz she's so FIERCE!
Oh, and beware, this girl is a hardcore Lady Gaga fan, so don't diss the Lady or you're going down.
She's the Meater to my Beaner. I think she's the only person that can change my mind about eating meat. & I'm pretty sure she's the one who drove me so crazy I became Mexican. Yes, remember, everybody? I'm half-Mexican.
& she can eat like a BEAST, I'm warning you. But at the same time, she's freakin' "shy" and "polite" and "ladylike".... COUGH, MYBUTT. <3 But we love her as is.
& what else did you want, Linda? Well, I'm sure I missed a whole bunch of details about this chick, but one thing for sure is:
I LOVE YOU!
