Cake Wreck

Um, seriously, guys?

What does that look like to you? I think it was originally supposed to be for a Baby Shower. However, it looks more like a baby riding a carrot. x_O"

Dreams

<3 I never want to wake up from my dreams. Then again, I want to know if it's real or not, so I do wake up to face the harsh reality.

I wonder if I talk in my sleep. Oh snap, do my parents hear me?!

Paula's Perfect Moment

Emily looks around and sees... nobody in sight! She believes all her friends have gone to the Powderpuff game. She says, "I have a feeling..."
Paula: "THAT TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT!"

<3

Butt Enhancer

I went into Maidenform @ Great Mall & that was my Thought of the Day.
Are you forreals? There's such thing as a BUTT ENHANCER?! It's like freaking underwear. With pads. Like, a bra for your butt.

Is the world that self-concious?

Senior's Theme: Wizard of Oz

It was the best hall out of the four classes.

& I swear, Butthead, the Muppets were NOT in the Wizard of Oz.

<3 Partners-in-Crime!

"Turdism: In order to join you have to bring a piece of crap."

From Balloonism to Turdism in less than a minute. That's what you get when you put partners-in-crime together.
-The DVS-er partner-in-crime.

Geez-us & to think I could've survived without her is an understatement.

forever&ever&always, the Muffin to your Banana.

Blogspot > Xanga.

No footprints.

Although I sometimes do wonder who reads my blogs (if there are even any living creatures out there who do) and who stalks my blogs and who follows my blogs, I must admit that not having footprints is something that I am thankful for. I can just blog. Without worrying what others might think. Without offending anybody. Just be myself, y'know? And who knows? Maybe there isn't anybody at all who's going to read this.

Then again, who cares? Certainly not I.