Goshdarnnit,
I need a post-it to remind me to stock up on post-its.

FAIL.

How I prepare for my crazy government exam.

OMGOMGOMG, @BUTTHEAD

DMV Test

I must not mumble.
I must not mumble.
I must not mumble.

Longfellow's Dante translation

"Kissed me upon the mouth all palpitating" (16).

Is it just me or does this sound COMPLETELY UNROMANTIC AND BORDERLINE AWKWARD?!

Part of Your World

I HIT THE HIGH NOTE.
IN THE SHOWERS.
WHICH OFFICIALLY MADE MY DAY.

I am a happy child. (:

Civil Rights Exercise #1

"Right before his execution Brewer ate chicken-fried steak, BBQ, fried okra, pizza, cheeseburgers and dessert, etc... Why?"

'CAUSE HE WANTED SOME YUMMY FOOD BEFORE HE DIED. DURRR. x_O"