"Don't be sick."

"I'm not--that's why I'm staying away from you guys..."

"Good, good, good."

Unconscious metamorphosis

Somehow, I've moved from the kids table to the adult table and I can't seem to remember when?

Was it when I graduated? Got my first job? My first paycheck? 

Was it when I got my own credit card?

Was it when I started paying bills?

Was it when I learned about insurance and finances and taxes and stocks?

Was this a slow progression or a sudden change? Was this a consequence of my actions or did I volunteer to be here?

Did I mean to grow up?