Arb sniffing.

My mother had just requested me to sniff her brassieres.
And so I did.

Awkward turtle...

A Ma!

My grandma is eating some totally hands-on food. Her cell phone rings.

I love the way she licks all ten fingers, then picks up her phone as if her hands are totally clean.

:) I love my grandma.

LupinE

You know you're a Harry Potter geek when you see this and "LUPIN!" pops into your head.

;) SO gonna use this the next time I play Scrabble.

Taylor

I'm dealing with a girl who, when her father asked her why she stopped crying, said:

"Oh, daddy... 'Cuz I'm at home now. You're so easy. You're so nice. See, mommy's different."

in the snobbiest, stuck-uppish voice ever.
And all just to get out of going to Learning Star (tutoring) and staying at home?



"Oh, Emily. They're just kids," you say. Um, no. Trust me. They're not.

Pi$$ed

• After spending several hours trying to create a new blog (TypePad), I gave up. What a waste of stupid time.
• After spending several NIGHTS on the VietNam video, I FORGOT TO BACK IT UP ONTO MY HARD DRIVE SO NOW IT'S GONE. What a stupid Emily.

Because these things will change, can you feel it now?

-Taylor Swift, "Change"

Huh, wise words, T-Swizzle. Not really, but in the moment, I'm currently scrolling through America's Best Colleges! or so it says. Uh, why are they all in the east coast? Poo. Most of them are in MA too. Poo even more.

Today, I had a long and ... mind-boggling lecture with my mom. Listen to your heart? Or listen to your head? There's a difference. A big one. And she said, to be successful, I gotta listen to my head. Well, that's not how I roll. But that's life. & it irks me to think about this but I gotta. It's just how it is.

Just do it. Nike slogan. Sigh.

Just do it.

Victorious

• What up with the disco?!
• I'm sorry! I hit the wrong thing!!!
• NO! 15 YEARS AGO, YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO THE WRONG THING!!!

Ahahahaha! ROFLROFL.