World History's Hitler

Nolan was sniffing a black Mr. Sketchy. I guess Brandon tried to shove it up his face or something, so he ended up with a black line on his upper lip.

He may talk like one, but he is no Hitler.

Chemically Oxnard

Hi Ox, nard?

Durian & Jackfruit.

I lost my Durian bet with Paula. I finished my punishment of 10 push-ups and 10 sit-ups.

Next, is the Jackfruit bet. I am currently kicking her arse, but what the hey, it's only the first day.

& Light the Night = a night of pure fun. Tag & tunnels. What more could you ask of it?

It's officially my Taylor Swift Day!

• She performs on Dancing with the Stars: "Jump & Fall" and "Love Story" !
• I got tickets to her concert! ASDFJKL;! In my city! OMG! Thank you so much, Di Bi!

The cons of today? Getting run over by some impolite old man on a golf cart who didn't even say sorry!

Ack, who cares? I GOT TICKETS TO SEE TAYLOR SWIFT!

I cried today.

Of laughter.

In Woods class, we had a debate about slavery. Here were the highlights [of my day]:

• Brian (Slave): How would you feel if we whipped you!? LET ME WHIP YOU RIGHT NOW!
• Nolan (Slaveowner): I DARE YOU! DO IT! DO IT!

• Nolan: You all are just tools. We are people!
• Brian: WHY?! JUST 'CAUSE OURS ARE BIGGER?!

^ROFLROFL. <3

Clicks.

Click here to see how awesome these stairs are. I would never get off of them. One of my dreams is to turn the stairs of one of our local malls into that. And then, I'll play Tong Hua. <3

Click here to see how sad a flu shot supposedly took away this woman's whole life.

Click here to hear what I'm listening to.

Domino Clicking

^ Have you ever tried that? If you haven't then grab a bunch of people and try it out now.

HE-CKA FUN.

Asian Fail

It truly is sad, knowing that a lot of Asians do  not know what a durian is.
What's worse is that some believe it is a person. ):

I miss you too, Zhiming. <3

Linda's Lovely Dream

 (8:54:41 PM): emily

 (8:54:42 PM): okay

 (8:54:45 PM): i had a dream about you

 (8:54:59 PM): my canoe tipped over

 (8:55:00 PM): Oh dear.

 (8:55:05 PM): and i wasl ike "HELPHLEPHLEP!"

 (8:55:08 PM): and you saved me

 (8:55:13 PM): and all my belongings got wet

 (8:55:24 PM): and you said "okay linda, i'll buy yoou new things!"

 (8:55:32 PM): and what you first bought me was a diamond bracelet

 (8:55:33 PM): LOLOLOL

 

^Just a reminder. If I ever get really really rich. & offer her to buy a new diamond bracelet for FALLING OUT OF HER CANOE. <3 Dear us, I love her.

Weekend Update

Sat: PSATs. Math was a-okay. English was just OK. (Circumspect! & Beloved!) I love how you learn things while doing a test. After reading all those passages, I was kept on going, "Wow, I never knew that, but now I do."

Sun: AIDS walk. I convinced Tracy to go. Yay! We ran/walked/ran/walked/ran the 5.2 miles. Funfunfun. "Shake it! -Metro Station"

(10:32:24 PM): You do have a pretty good memory, then!
(10:32:33 PM): lol, 4 certain things only
(10:32:48 PM): like me? xD Just playing.
(10:32:54 PM): lol kinda yeah

Busy Weekend & Dessen

Shoo, I'm going to be bored of y'all, due to the fact that I'm going to be seeing you guys 12 days in a row. Geez, let's hope I don't get bored of y'all. Just playing. Saturday = PSATs. Sunday = AIDS walk. Let's see, oh, that's right. NO TIME FOR SLEEPING IN. & if you don't know me yet, waking up early is not my thing. Not at all.

Just finished Sarah Dessen's "Along for the Ride" ... It's pretty good, well, good enough not to hear Keuter telling me to stop reading in his class. TWICE. Oopsies?
It wasn't as great as her other books; the first book's usually the best, and in her case, I believe so. I was glad she put the World of Waffles in there, connecting this book with the others, but there was too much similarity between this one and her other books. However, I did fall for Eli, just not as much as I thought I would have. I mean, come on, it's a Dessen male lead! Anywho, I thought overall, it was a good read. It just wouldn't make it into my top ten.

"It was terrible and awful when someone left you. You could move on, do the best you could, but like Eli had said, an ending was an ending. No matter how many pages of sentences and paragraphs of great stories led up to it, it would always have the last word" (278).

^It's kind of like, "The end justifies the mean." (-Machiavelli)

Freaking Nikons.

I swear, one day, when I make some money, the first thing I'm going to spend it on is some nice, high-quality, Nikon camera. I really love my pink digital, but I can rarely capture those awesome "in air" moments, those "clear but blurry" moments, those AWESOME moments, y'know?

You know you love that baby.

That is a muy awesome photo.

Notice how it focuses on Jerm and yet, Chris just pops out from the background.

But, then again, shouldn't I be living the moments, instead of capturing them?

Cake Wreck

Um, seriously, guys?

What does that look like to you? I think it was originally supposed to be for a Baby Shower. However, it looks more like a baby riding a carrot. x_O"

Dreams

<3 I never want to wake up from my dreams. Then again, I want to know if it's real or not, so I do wake up to face the harsh reality.

I wonder if I talk in my sleep. Oh snap, do my parents hear me?!

Paula's Perfect Moment

Emily looks around and sees... nobody in sight! She believes all her friends have gone to the Powderpuff game. She says, "I have a feeling..."
Paula: "THAT TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT!"

<3

Butt Enhancer

I went into Maidenform @ Great Mall & that was my Thought of the Day.
Are you forreals? There's such thing as a BUTT ENHANCER?! It's like freaking underwear. With pads. Like, a bra for your butt.

Is the world that self-concious?

Senior's Theme: Wizard of Oz

It was the best hall out of the four classes.

& I swear, Butthead, the Muppets were NOT in the Wizard of Oz.

<3 Partners-in-Crime!

"Turdism: In order to join you have to bring a piece of crap."

From Balloonism to Turdism in less than a minute. That's what you get when you put partners-in-crime together.
-The DVS-er partner-in-crime.

Geez-us & to think I could've survived without her is an understatement.

forever&ever&always, the Muffin to your Banana.

Blogspot > Xanga.

No footprints.

Although I sometimes do wonder who reads my blogs (if there are even any living creatures out there who do) and who stalks my blogs and who follows my blogs, I must admit that not having footprints is something that I am thankful for. I can just blog. Without worrying what others might think. Without offending anybody. Just be myself, y'know? And who knows? Maybe there isn't anybody at all who's going to read this.

Then again, who cares? Certainly not I.

Balloonism.

For Ms. Ng's "Religion" project, I decided to create Balloonism. I googled "balloons" and I came upon this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN_r9joWNXQ

& then I thought, "Now that's what life is about. Having dreams and fulfilling them. Not just saying, 'Hey, wouldn't it be cool if...?' but actually seeking out your own answers."

Now that's what I'm talking about.

Firefox gets embarrassed?

Walking In&Out of my Life

I hate how you just come into my life whenever you want, then walk out when I need you the most. But I hate myself even more for letting you do so. I'm such a hypocrite; I'm pretty sure I do this, too, even when I try so hard not to be like you.

And the sad thing is: You probably don't even know that I'm talking about you.

Coconut Grove makes Thai food yummy.

^Title pretty much explains my blog.

I never told you guys how much I hated Thai food, right? My family was literally trying out every single Thai restaurant there was locally and I absolutely do not enjoy eating that cuisine, sorry, Thai lovers. Krung Thai 1. Krung Thai 2. Thai Lovers. Some Thai bar. Thai this. Thai that. Ew.

Then today, it was my father's turn to choose a restaurant and he chose Coconut Grove. Sounded pretty ghetto at first, I'm sorry again, but the food made it all better. <3 I now enjoy the fine cuisine of Thai. Even though I'm pretty sure Coconut Grove wasn't 100% Thai. Maybe that's why I liked it, though.

Beans.

Okay. I just went stupid. I admit it. I switched my BLOG VIEW to "Edit HTML" ! That's why all my functions and buttons were gone. *Sigh. I feel like that tofu turd now.

Top three beans:

1. Red beans. I'm Viet like that.
   
2. Cool beans. <3MyMeater.
3. Jelly beans.

*Thanks to Oxnard. Underline?

Oh yeah, I'm sorry, Blogspot. I shouldn't have shunned you. It was me, not you.